Little Things That Can go wrong in life and Did Today

1. I wore a shirt that shows sweat marks on a sunny day. I now carry Niagara Falls with me.
2. My only bobby pin fell into the urinal



3. My friend that I have not seen in two years is coming to SD one month after I leave.
4. My coffee gift card ran out.
5. I realized that I forgot how to speak Spanish.
6. A terribly rude crazy guy made me threaten to call the cops on him.
7. My sinuses are blocking my hearing, making me deafer than I already am. Yes, deafer.
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